Seems harmless enough, right? I mean it's fancy peanut butter with flaxseed and no hydrogenated oils or added sugar or anything. But look closer:
Blast! I wanted peanut butter but not this peanut butter with eggs in it just so Chris can have his muscles.
A friend of a friend has one of those Blendtec blenders that blends everything under the sun to mush. I have a normal Cuisinart food processor, but I figured I'd give it a try. So I added some raw peanuts and a little olive oil and... I had crushed peanuts, not peanut butter.
Oh well. I decided to make the sandwich anyway. It wasn't as good as peanut butter would have been, but it definitely wasn't bad!